Things That Are Worth Spending Money On

Justifications for the self-employed/unemployed.

A proper kitchen knife, because chopping onions with a blunt one is a metaphor for suffering.
One pair of matching underwear, because nothing makes you feel more put together.
A fun lighter, for candles and witchy rituals.
A nice fruit bowl to remind you how exciting food is.
Your favourite book, so that you can annotate and write and underline as much as you want because it is YOURS.
A taxi home, don’t walk by yourself. Just get the taxi.
Good SPF.
A tailor, because our clothes are meant to fit us, not the other way around.
Local honey. Support your local bees, they work hard.
Art supplies, because creating art is a form of therapy and it’s cheaper than the real thing.
A good thermos, which does actually save you money in the long run because you’re going to bringing your own tea and soup everywhere.
A portable door lock for when you opt for the cheapest hostel in Delhi and that added sense of security means you can sleep at night.
A travel sized perfume, this will help you feel yummy even when you’re not at your yummiest (optional: use on the same day you’re wearing your matching underwear).
Tattoos, they’re literally with you for the rest of your life.
A small vase, because you’ll not have enough money to spend on flowers that require a big vase any time soon.